When the nukes hit, he'll hit some nukes. He chases sliders like they insulted his mother. Casty doesn't choose the moment. The moment chooses him. And when it does, he becomes more than just Nick Castellanos-- a supposedly past-his-prime overpaid right fielder. He becomes Clutchellanos, our walk-off king.
This shirt is a totally unauthorized nod to the Obama “Hope” poster, rebranded for the spiritual leader of the High Hopes Club. Because being a Phillies fan isn’t about logic. It’s about blindly believing in something that’s burned you before. Repeatedly.
Details:
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — soft-washed, garment-dyed, and pre-shrunk for the long haul
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, grown and harvested in the U.S.
Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) — sturdy without being stiff
Relaxed fit with a classic crew neckline
No side seams, because no one needs more tension
Wear it to the game. Or don’t. It’ll probably still hit.
