Kyle Schwarber isn’t a baseball player. He’s a nuclear silo. He’s a violation of an international arms treaty. A one-man weapons manufacturer.
This shirt is a campaign. A promise. The Obama poster promised hope? Well, I HOPE this shirt shows the Phillies front office we want them to do what America has always done best: PAY THE BOMB MAKER.
Details:
Comfort Colors 1717 – soft-washed, garment-dyed
100% ring-spun cotton – durable, unlike the balls he destroys
